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fivecheebs
24th March 2005, 15:26
... for conventional fans?

I spotted this link on procooling .... Synthetic Jets and liquid atomising (http://gtresearchnews.gatech.edu/newsrelease/synjets.htm)

It didnt generate any i nterest there yet but it looks interesting. Here is a couple of quotes to wet your apetitie.
synthetic jet ejector arrays (SynJets) are more efficient than fans, producing two to three times as much cooling with two-thirds less energy input. and i like this one ...
“We have so far been able to cool about 420 watts per square centimeter, and ultimately expect to increase that to 1,000 watts per square centimeter.” Atomised liquid cooled Radiator anyone?:cool:
fillip
24th March 2005, 15:47
Whoooah, crazy stuff.
Darv
24th March 2005, 16:10
Sounds very cool!

Prices comparable to fans and easier to make. :D

Fans are such an old technology I'm surprised things like this haven't appeared before now.
dutchcedar
24th March 2005, 16:31
Ah... the exploitation of vibration... just ask any woman with a drawer in her nightstand... :lol:


On David Letterman the other night, they had a young girl demonstrting her science fair project... she put a bottle of soda on a tooth and jewelry cleaning device that vibrated thousands of times a second... it blew the soda at least ten feet into the air. She ran, David got sprayed. ^_^
fivecheebs
24th March 2005, 16:40
Rofl! :D

i still prefer your scarecrow story tho
Starbuck3733T
24th March 2005, 16:56
I saw this about 2 years ago on slashdot.
Da_Rude_Baboon
25th March 2005, 09:20
Ah... the exploitation of vibration... just ask any woman with a drawer in her nightstand... :lol:

ROFL!

My GF used to be an Ann Summers rep and one night when she was offshore i was in bed just drifting off to sleep when this god awful noise suddenly errupted from beside the bed. I jumped up rather alarmed and started groping around for the light switch and in my confused state managed to knock everything off the bedside cabinet before eventually getting the light on. I realised the noise was coming from under the bed so i pulled out the wooden box she kept her ann summers stuff in and opened it up. One of the vibrators, a big blue veiny rubber cock to be precise, had switched itself on and was bouncing around the bottom of the wooden box, which was acting like a drum. It then proceeded to attack a rampit rabbit before heading off under what could only be described as a wenches outfit. :huh: Excitement over for the night i turned the wretched thing off and shoved the box under the bed where i then spotted something pink and rubbery which looked alarmingly like an inflate-a-mate. On closer inspection it turned out to be a 3ft high inflatable penis with a face! :blink:

She doesn't do Ann Summers anymore and i've bought one of those low Japanese style beds as i'm never want to look under one again.
Darv
25th March 2005, 10:21
LMAO!! :lol:
toby
25th March 2005, 10:54
lol^_^
fivecheebs
25th March 2005, 14:24
hahah DRB ... the monster penis slayer!
Da_Rude_Baboon
25th March 2005, 15:19
OMG! :lol: ROFL! :lol: Thats a custom title right there! :lol:

You know what puzzles me the most? Why the colour blue?
dutchcedar
25th March 2005, 16:15
:lol: ROFL :lol:



I realised the noise was coming from under the bed so i pulled out the wooden box she kept her ann summers stuff in and opened it up.Be wary of women who's nightstands are too small for their goody boxen. :h34r:



The stories around here are becoming as good as the case mods.
ỒĊBłůē
25th March 2005, 17:10
:lol: ROFLMAO

That almost beats the cat (http://www.wizdforums.co.uk/showpost.php?p=15294&postcount=23) story.
Starbuck3733T
25th March 2005, 17:13
Hahahahahahahahha

Roooooooooooooooooooooofffffffffllllllllll!
Squelch
25th March 2005, 17:26
OMG!!!! :lol:

New Mod project anyone??
fillip
25th March 2005, 18:49
My GF used to be an Ann Summers rep' also.

And your story sounds all to familiar, though I must admit, it's one line of work I DON'T mind the missus comin' home with. :D
zer0
25th March 2005, 19:10
ha thats good we should make a collection of thease storys and publish them all with a title like "The screwed up real life storys from Wiz D Forums"
Knipex
25th March 2005, 20:30
Damn it you owe me a new keyboard.
fivecheebs
25th March 2005, 21:53
OMG! :lol: ROFL! :lol: Thats a custom title right there! :lol:
HAHA ... someone with godly powers needs to read that! :lol:
Starbuck3733T
25th March 2005, 22:00
He did :)
fillip
25th March 2005, 22:02
Maybe that should be 'Monsterous Wang Slayin' Impolite Marsupial'


^_^
fivecheebs
25th March 2005, 22:07
hahah ... nice one dude :D
Starbuck3733T
25th March 2005, 22:30
Maybe that should be 'Monsterous Wang Slayin' Impolite Marsupial'


^_^

Done. I like that baetter.
fillip
25th March 2005, 22:39
Ahhhh wicked awesome. ^_^
Nexxo
26th March 2005, 20:55
ha thats good we should make a collection of thease storys and publish them all with a title like "The screwed up real life storys from Wiz D Forums"
Yeah, "When being a geek isn't street-cred suicide enough." :D

Still, you gotta love cooling that is called: "synthetic jet ejector arrays". I mean, that just sounds way cool! ^_^

On second thoughts, it also sounds somewhat rude... :unsure:
fillip
26th March 2005, 21:42
Still, you gotta love cooling that is called: "synthetic jet ejector arrays". I mean, that just sounds way cool! ^_^

Yeah, I believe they're in the new Ann Summers catalogue already.



;)
Da_Rude_Baboon
28th March 2005, 13:04
Maybe that should be 'Monsterous Wang Slayin' Impolite Marsupial'


^_^
A baboon isn't a marsupial. :rolleyes:
fillip
28th March 2005, 13:37
I know, I just wanted something different to Baboon, whats more most people wouldn't have picked up on it anyway.


:p smart arse.
Starbuck3733T
28th March 2005, 13:39
A baboon isn't a marsupial. :rolleyes:what is it? I'll change it :)
fillip
28th March 2005, 13:40
'Monster Wang Slayin' Impolite Cercopithecoid'.


or just primate even, though it's rather less specific. ;)
Da_Rude_Baboon
28th March 2005, 13:59
Cercopithecoid.
WTF? Your trying to be too clever for your own good now. Keep it simple, if it has a tale its a monkey if it doesnt its an ape.
fillip
28th March 2005, 14:03
Just accurate, not like I would've known w/out Google anyways... :p
Starbuck3733T
28th March 2005, 14:40
So... which is it?

OMG OMG OMG!! 2000 posts! (I'm a whore!)
Da_Rude_Baboon
28th March 2005, 16:39
Use fillips just to get people talking. :) What does it mean anyway fillip? :confused:
Starbuck3733T
28th March 2005, 17:00
Done.
fillip
28th March 2005, 17:07
Use fillips just to get people talking. :) What does it mean anyway fillip? :confused:Basically what you said regarding the differences between monkeys and apes, except that cercopithecoids (ser-co-pith-ecoids) are the specific sub-group of primates that baboons belong to. It's a type of what they call 'old world primate', and as you said yourself, I thought it would be funny to have it in your title since everyone who reads it will be thinking WTF!, unless they happen upon this thread ofcourse :D